My last day at work.

I woke up from a horrible nightmare. Then I arrived late. Then I lost my beloved comb. It may have accidentally dropped from my bag. My first call lasted for about an hour because two airlines won't accept the responsibilities of their schedule change so I was transferred from one agent to another like a ping-pong ball.

I'm looking forward to a grand last day ahead.

(It must be one of the jokes life is playing on me.)