"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
February 7, 2063 at the age of 82 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (24%)
Alien Abduction (14%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Homicide (7%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Loneliness (7%)
I never thought I'd reach that age.
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