Haller, Gracia!

I just wanted to share this. A friend sent it to me via SMS. I read it after I woke up last night and I laughed so hard, it made my day. Warning: you should be familiar with these "gay terms" in order to appreciate the "joke".

Kung nag-gay speak sila GMA at Garci di sana walang gulo ngayon.


GMA: Haller, Gracia!


GARCI: Yes, mother! Nachukchak ko na po yung mga chuva ek-ek!


GMA: Bonggacious! Eh yung mga tienes tienes, carry na ba?


GARCI: Winnie santos mama, wiz na worry! Eclavou na ever!


GMA: Ang tarush! babush!

P.S.
Happy 34th monthsary, Lisse!